I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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