At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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