Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
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I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
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I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
don't judge my taste in strippers
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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