Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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