Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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