Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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