He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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