I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
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He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
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All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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