And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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