Can Purell be used as lube?
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
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apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
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Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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