Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
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