we have officially lost it.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
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its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
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Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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