I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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