Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
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This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
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You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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