I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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