guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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