writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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