? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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