Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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