i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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