We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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