Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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