She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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