Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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