Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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