some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Boobs speak an international language.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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