did you get engaged???
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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