Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
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Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
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Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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