you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
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I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
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My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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