don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I want her autograph on my taint
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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