I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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