this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
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