I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
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she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
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He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
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