he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
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Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
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I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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