he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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