Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
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I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
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Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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