I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
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i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
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Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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