yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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