lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Randomize
