I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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