and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
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we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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