Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.