So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
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