I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
She had a baby Jesus butt plug