dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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