That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
