just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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