Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
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He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
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Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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