There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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