Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
my liver is dry heaving
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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