i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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