TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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