I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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