the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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