We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
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