TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I think I am morally bankrupt
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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