Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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