let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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