I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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