do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
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She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
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He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
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